show my ip I'll have you begging for more.


waakeme-up:


Christianist Texas Republican Senator Dan Patrick accidentally praises gay marriage ruling 


HAHA that’s awesome

thesassycat:

"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"

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A girl’s moan is the sexiest thing, ever.

snorlaxatives:

*phones at 1% battery*

*becomes Olympic gymnast and quadruple back handsprings to phone charger*

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